A STORY is going around about a mummy holding secrets that could endanger the nation. After various means had been unsuccessfully tried to pry the secrets out of it, the venerated mummy was finally brought to Jakarta. Amazingly, after being interrogated, an admission of guilt poured from the mouth of this thousand-year-old corpse, precisely as intelligence agents had suspected all along.

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